What Other Calendar Offers You Incentives?

Win one of Brandon's jockstraps!

We want to sell out all our calendars days like we have for the past two years.  And we want to make you happy.  So our most creative models and producers, Diva and I, are offering you some added incentive to buy lots and lots of days.  And buy them fast, so we can get the calendar off to print as soon as possible.  It’s hard to describe the feeling you get when something you’ve pictured in your head is finally tangible.  Let’s just say it’s amazing and beautiful and so satisfying.  Like a long drawn out orgasm.  Well, maybe not that.  I do like my hyperbole.

So far, we have my favorite fuzzy bear, Matthew Lawrence, offering custom mixtapes.  Read the details on Mixtapes for Hookers.  When you purchase days, and want to be qualified for your custom mixtape be sure to put MIXTAPE in the remarks box at checkout.

And Diva and I are offering to take a lucky winner on a seedy NYC nightlife tour.  Strip clubs, gay bars, 2 for 1 drinks, lap dances, nipplecharms, oysters and dumplings, and who knows what else.  Buy 5 days to be eligible to win.  You can read the details on Urban Gypsy.  If you want this prize, enter TOUR in the remarks box at check out.  The winner will get his/her/ $100 back in awesomeness.

It’s easy, look above and right and hit the add to cart button beneath 5 days for $100.

Music and debauchery.  You know you want it.

Update:

Sadie has a promotion for you too.  Choose from three photos of the very Sexie Ms. Sadie, which she’ll sign, personalize and mail out to you with your purchase of a day using the code SADIE.

Lillith Grey is offering a free ticket to the semi-annual private Glory of Rome party with your purchase of a day.

Dangerous Lilly is not to be left out.  Is she ever?  She’s upped the ante for those who buy days.  One day gets you a personalized, signed photo and if you buy more than one day, you get access to an audio clip of Lilly masturbating.  Damn, I need that for my new site, My Lips, Your Ears.  Use the code LILLY if you want to take advantage of this offer.

Brandon B of the Inqueery is throwing in a Pleasure Chest gift bag as part of our Tess & Diva Sexy NYC Nightlife Tour.  We’ll be making a stop at the NYC’s Pleasure Chest so the winner can pick up their gift. UPDATE: Brandon sweetens the pot even further with this when you buy a day.  Straight from The InQueery, here’s what he’s ponied up – When purchasing type in UNDERWEAR BRANDON B in the comments field and you’re all set! One lucky winner will receive this signed jock in the mail in a package hot off my package. Sniff, I will miss you. So many memories in this thing…

If you win, send me pics of you and I’ll jack off into the jock looking at pictures of you.

You can even combine that with one of the other promos and get your 15% off and your naked pictures, mix tapes, etc.

And over at Deviant Dance, Luna has her own very special offer to accompany your purchase of days:

Purchase 1 day:  I will do a webcam pic thank you on my blog to you.

Purchase 2-3 days:  get a signed photo of me in boots in three possible looks: Innocent, Industrial or Uber Femme.

Purchase 4 days (and get the 5th free!): Get it ALL!  The web cam thank you, the signed photo an a special “outtake shot” from my calendar shoot.

Use the code :”LUNA” when you purchase the days.

I’m not done, because Graydancer, who has been wonderfully supportive of the calendar from the beginning, has come up with his own unique lure.  The first 5 people to include the code GRAYDANCER with their order will win an autographed copy of Gray’s book, Nawashi~Jujun. If you buy 5 days for a $100, Gray has a secret, extra special prize. It has something to do with talismans, which has me damn curious.  He won’t even tell us what he has in store but knowing Gray, I know it will be magical.

And since we’re in the final stretch, with only a few days left to make your own personal statement on a calendar featuring the likes of some very sexy, sex positive people – Nina Hartley, Sexie Sadie, Lilith Grey, Jiz Lee, Brandon B, Matthew Lawrence, Mollena Williams, et al – we’re offering admission to the pre-party where models and sponsors meet and mingle before the beautiful insanity of 300 plus revelers arrive to those of you who purchase 5 days for $100.  And while chaos and mayhem are indeed fun, at the pre-party you’ll get to spend some quality time, up close and personal, with some amazing people who will graciously sign your calendars and perhaps let you feed them grapes. Let the decadence, for a good cause – those who fight for your rights to sexual freedom – begin!

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